John Heald

John Heald (born 22 January 1965) is the Brand Ambassador and senior cruise director of Carnival Cruise Lines and a blogger for the cruise line. He first became a Carnival cruise director in 1990. In 2004, he was named the senior cruise director of Carnival.

Heald blogs about the daily occurrences in his career as a cruise director.

Blog Heald introduced his blog during the first sailing of the Carnival Freedom in March 2007. He was asked by Carnival's management to write a blog. The blog was initially planned to be several months long, but Heald's "engaging personality" and "candid commentary" were so well received by his readers that he continued blogging. Heald plans to blog "as long as it stays fresh and people keep tuning in".

Every day, Heald answers about 60 questions about cruising. The blog has received more than 17 million hits by October 2013 —up from 4.5 million in February 2008—and many of Heald's daily posts receive from 50 to 60 comments. Heald's blogs are about his passengers and the events that occur to him while he is cruise director. His blog has a disclaimer, saying that the "views and opinions represent my own". He has been nicknamed "Bill Bryson at sea".

Gene Sloan of USA Today wrote that Heald is "famously irreverent" and "known for his candid, funny and sometimes outrageously inappropriate daily missives about life at sea".

Cruise career Heald was a commodity banker for Lloyd's of London in England. In 1989, he began working for Carnival Cruises as a wine steward and a bar waiter. He oversees the entertainment aspect of the ship, including the dancers and the orchestra. On his blog, he discussed the incident, which the Los Angeles Timess Mary Forgione called a "lurid personal account of being stranded at sea".

In September 2007, Carnival gave Heald the "Sea Going Employee of the Year" award. During one of these cruises, he and 100 of his passengers on Carnival Fantasy helped paint a school that was struck by Hurricane Katrina. On "Bloggers Cruise Community Service Day", Heald and his companions helped plant trees and clean up waste in New Orleans. In 1995, John Heald met his wife, Heidi, then a flower market auctioneer, when he was eating at a restaurant in Amsterdam. He sent her and her comrades wine, and Heidi and her friends paid the bill for Heald's and his friends' meal. Heald characterized it as "love at first sight". In May 2009, John and Heidi had a daughter, Kye. Kye's name means "beautiful ocean". In June 2015 at the Fincantieri shipyard in Italy, Kye officiated over a ceremony where coins were fused to Carnival Vista to commemorate the finishing of the new ship's exterior. Carnival anointed her the ship's "godchild". USA Today said six-year-old Kye is "believed to be the youngest person honored at such a ceremony".