Ward "Pally" Austin

Ward Austin Gargan (2 January 1935 – 18 August 1998), who worked as Ward "Pally" Austin, was an Australian radio DJ in the 1960s and 1970s. He was known for his unpredictable but popular stints at various stations. Austin was a dedicated music fan of American artists, particularly Elvis Presley, and American South musicians. He provided catchphrases which became part of the 1960s vernacular, "a rickapoodie and a fandooglie", "too much for the human unit" and "anytime you're ready, Pally."

Biography

Ward Austin Gargan was born on 2 January 1935 in the Sydney suburb of Coogee. His father, Vincent Gargan (1905–1994), was a sound engineer, and his mother was Veronica Agnes "Vera" (née Gurney) Gargan (1902–1981). Austin grew up with two siblings and from 1937 the family lived on a rural property at Balldale, from Albury before moving to North Albury before 1947. He started primary education at the Convent of Mercy, Albury (later incorporated into Xavier High School, Albury) and achieved a pass at preparatory level in music for piano in 1947. The family relocated to Cronulla by 1949. he participated in a nightclub brawl with comedian Joe Martin, He developed an outgoing, fun and left of centre style. He could also be difficult, unpredictable and occasionally out of control. His behaviour caused troubled relationships with management, which resulted in his being sacked and relocating to another station. Austin and Combe were divorced in about 1994.

Austin's last public statement was in The Daily Telegraph in 1996, when he explained why he had undergone penile implant surgery: "I was born in January 1935, the same month and the same year as Elvis Presley and my old mate, Johnny O'Keefe. The difference is that Elvis and Johnny are dead. But after all the booze, all the late nights and all the cigarettes, the Pally is still alive ... I'm not living with anyone now but I would like to resume an active sex life, which I plan to do as soon as possible."

In 1998 he had a severe fall, down his stairs at home, brought on by alcoholism. Five days later he was discovered by neighbours. Austin died on 18 August 1998 in St Ives. His funeral's theme was Americana and included an Elvis impersonator at the graveside, Macquarie Park Cemetery and Crematorium.