Tim Kalpakis

Timothy Kalpakis (born May 1, 1983) is a Los Angeles comedian, writer, actor, podcaster, and musician. He started his career in screenwriting before forming The Birthday Boys sketch group with fellow Ithaca College graduates in Hollywood, Los Angeles.

In 2013, Kalpakis started his band, The Sloppy Boys, with fellow Birthday Boys Mike Hanford and Jefferson Dutton. In 2020, the trio started a podcast by the same name.

A self-identified boulevardier, Kalpakis is a frequenter of Los Feliz, Los Angeles bars.

Early life Kalpakis was born in Upstate New York to Greek parents from Montreal, Quebec.

He studied film at Ithaca College in Ithaca, New York.

Early career Kalpakis began his career in Hollywood, Los Angeles. In 2006, he started performing as a student at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Los Angeles. In 2007, he started a sketch comedy group there, The Birthday Boys, with friends he met at Ithaca College. They quickly came to prominence on the Internet, also making sketch comedy videos for Funny or Die.

In 2010, Kalpakis took on a role as a writing teacher at UCB LA, where he met Scott Aukerman, who offered him a guest spot on his podcast, Comedy Bang! Bang!. When it was adapted into a TV series in 2012, Aukerman offered Kalpakis a writing job and multiple onscreen appearances.

The same year, The Birthday Boys were discovered at UCB by Bob Odenkirk, who took it upon himself to produce their self-titled TV show on IFC. It has since been recognized as a cult classic.

Writing

Television

Awards shows

Acting

Music

The Sloppy Boys (band) In 2013, Kalpakis started a Weezer cover band, The Sloppy Boys Jangly Band with fellow members of the Birthday Boys Jefferson Dutton and Mike Hanford in Los Feliz, Los Angeles. The group's name was later shortened to The Sloppy Boys. The band started writing original music in 2018.

During the COVID-19 lockdowns in 2020, the band started doing weekly "Zoom Rooms" to promote their third album, Paradiso, and connected with fans worldwide.

The Sloppy Boys were the subject of the 2023 documentary film Blood, Sweat and Beers, or How the Sloppy Boys Made an Album on a Farm in West Texas. It followed their five days of production with Money Mark of Beastie Boys fame, and won the Audience Award at the 2024 El Paso Film Festival in El Paso, Texas.

The Sloppy Boys (podcast) Riding the momentum of their Zoom rooms, The Sloppy Boys started a self-titled weekly cocktail podcast on October 22, 2020. Their goal was to drink their way through the International Bartenders Association's official cocktail list. They launched their Patreon bonus show, The Sloppy Boys Blowout the same week.

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